絕對告示!
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1 T5 Q* T- C* o9 n% j+ ?^Beware! Drunken people crossing' E- x+ A2 V" z; R3 L; ]3 z
-小心!有酗酒的人經過
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( _ a, l6 A% p; p9 h' P^Caution! Banana slug crossing9 w9 `: I: ~2 u2 P" f
-小心!有香蕉鼻涕蟲經過
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-看守小孩
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6 u- e1 n* O) `1 E9 X/ d0 e^Caution water on road during rain
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-減速,否則就要死!
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^Just kidding
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^Keep right
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^Keep right
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-我們的硬件運作比窗子(microsoft 微軟)的好!
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^Speed limit 50; Your speed 167 (police)
5 r% Y' s) J( K% e0 L-速度限制:50km/h; 你的速度:167km/h (警察 啟)
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1 x2 Q. i, v5 ], [$ L-(注意!) 前面96km (96000m) 有駱駝、(不知名)、袋鼠
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^That wasn't chicken
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0 v* K% L( [: V+ ^( D^Bow wow ruff woof woof ruff (No dogs allowed in park or playgounds)6 H& X) Y$ B$ `: Z0 B
-汪汪汪汪汪汪! 翻譯:(狗隻不得進出公園和遊樂場) |