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^Beware! Drunken people crossing
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/ `, i: t4 O* r& X, V^Caution! Banana slug crossing: x$ j' s2 c2 y+ e% t
-小心!有香蕉鼻涕蟲經過
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^Dangerous gases X/ D( t P, r1 o7 ^4 c- O9 ?
-危險的氣體
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-看守小孩
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-下雨時要小心路上的水: W. g# @8 b; @9 k
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-減速,否則就要死!
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^Watch for ice
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^Just kidding8 R7 {4 w- k5 H- i& |# r
-說笑而已
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-向右
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^Our hardware runs better without windows
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^Speed limit 50; Your speed 167 (police)3 p0 i1 i, t0 V/ j/ M
-速度限制:50km/h; 你的速度:167km/h (警察 啟)
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-在洗手盤如廁時不要坐,請站著) `5 T* g1 a2 }% T) K+ G+ S
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7 T/ I7 A# c" u-(注意!) 前面96km (96000m) 有駱駝、(不知名)、袋鼠) {! r. P. g' j4 T6 C& \& f. L, |
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7 [+ Y7 Z! A" o* K" |-汪汪汪汪汪汪! 翻譯:(狗隻不得進出公園和遊樂場) |