絕對告示!
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-小心!有香蕉鼻涕蟲經過; D& s0 B: {2 g1 D3 Y
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-危險的氣體
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-看守小孩
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^Caution water on road during rain
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+ t3 X& e! ^6 e; b) @( f5 c2 T^Slow down or die!
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^Watch for ice2 }. E, k2 c% w) d1 n
-注意冰塊
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1 W" }6 U. m9 _; `$ f^Just kidding
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^Keep right
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^Our hardware runs better without windows
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) t0 k K3 S1 F^Speed limit 50; Your speed 167 (police)& D, J- o5 g6 ?) R8 Z( V
-速度限制:50km/h; 你的速度:167km/h (警察 啟)2 _7 Q0 i7 f3 _9 A4 v; C3 l% P
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: I% ?# ] e* ]) e5 M$ @9 [-(注意!) 前面96km (96000m) 有駱駝、(不知名)、袋鼠
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-汪汪汪汪汪汪! 翻譯:(狗隻不得進出公園和遊樂場) |