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-看守小孩
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-減速,否則就要死!
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6 |2 c- j9 g" c4 B/ C+ ^^Our hardware runs better without windows
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-速度限制:50km/h; 你的速度:167km/h (警察 啟)% t$ _, h" p8 q$ b9 C
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-那不是雞來的
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