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" B, x1 e+ a: m/ K$ D^Beware! Drunken people crossing
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^Watch children
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& _3 C3 z$ S0 |) F+ d^Caution water on road during rain3 f2 _' B& _& j; m0 e! u
-下雨時要小心路上的水8 G" V1 @, a+ ]
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: @& I Y9 G0 ^: `9 o5 P8 P^Slow down or die!
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^Watch for ice7 d; f$ O9 J! L, s
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) T/ w/ k/ f" y^Just kidding
{; H! C% S. ?1 o0 V-說笑而已
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-向右
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( _" i4 T& L- z: X^Keep right/ D5 ~/ C1 Z$ z7 s! j9 u
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^Our hardware runs better without windows
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# h$ u% [" J; O8 [; C^Speed limit 50; Your speed 167 (police)
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" X( h, T ]$ Y- F) w. \7 T8 o" P-在洗手盤如廁時不要坐,請站著
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-(注意!) 前面96km (96000m) 有駱駝、(不知名)、袋鼠
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( U, Y) h+ j3 @, h# G$ U* Z0 q( T* ^3 n/ w^That wasn't chicken% P* R3 U9 W t2 f' ]0 e
-那不是雞來的
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]3 [( x T- s8 r0 z^Bow wow ruff woof woof ruff (No dogs allowed in park or playgounds)
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